Universal Mechanic

Chapter 508



Chapter 508

Feng Xiaoyu and Lin Xinglin were running away in the woods on the second floor.

Lin Xinglin: Hey, are you sure we can escape?

Feng Xiaoyu: Maybe? After all, Fenghua is not good at chasing people, wow!

Feng Xiaoyu had just finished speaking when a high-speed rotating fan passed by her neck, cut down a tree, and then got stuck on a tree not far away.

Feng Xiaoyu held her neck which was bleeding and said: Okay, it seems she is serious.

Lin Xinglin: ...I shouldn’t have listened to you!

Feng Xiaoyu: But this doesn't make sense. How did she find us? I used dozens of props to cover up her scent!

Li Fenghua: That’s because you two idiots were bewitched by me. You left clues unknowingly and even forgot to open the space door to escape.

As he spoke, Li Fenghua walked towards the two of them gracefully step by step.

Li Fenghua: Okay, naughty children will be punished.

As he spoke, a faint red color appeared on the fan in Li Fenghua's hand, and then he suddenly turned around and slashed towards Feng Xiaoyu with the fan like a blade!

Feng Xiaoyu: Wow!

While screaming, Feng Xiaoyu barely dodged the attack with the help of Lin Xinglin.

Lin Xinglin dragged Feng Xiaoyu away and said: Don’t just look at Sister Fenghua’s dance steps, they are breathtaking!

Feng Xiaoyu covered her eyes with her hands and said: I know! But it's too late, I've already been hit! Hey, what are you doing!

Lin Xinglin: It’s too much of a hassle to drag you along!

After saying that, Lin Xinglin threw Feng Xiaoyu towards Li Fenghua, but Li Fenghua dodged it easily. Instead, she took the opportunity to raise her fan and stabbed at Lin Xinglin, but it was blocked by the scales on her arm.

But after the fan was blocked, Li Fenghua smiled instead, and Lin Xinglin, who had originally blocked the attack, fell to the ground.

Li Fenghua: I have been adding paralyzing poison to your water since this morning to treat the dragons.

Lin Xinglin:…….

Li Fenghua: Ah, maybe the drug is too strong, but Xiaoyu, don’t try to run away.

As he spoke, Li Fenghua turned around and swung his fan to knock Feng Xiaoyu down from the sky.

Feng Xiaoyu: Even this is poisonous!

Li Fenghua: When did my stuff stop being poisonous? It's just that I'm not targeting you.

As she spoke, Li Fenghua waved her fan to control the two people to follow her back to their original position.

five minutes later

Feng Xiaoyu sat on the ground and retched, saying: Vomiting feels terrible.

Lin Xinglin: ...I agree.

Fang Mengtie said while chewing a radish: In the end you were caught again. You two can't run as fast as me. And you're poisoned and charmed, so how could you possibly run away?

Feng Xiaoyu: ...Wait, you already knew we were poisoned?

Fang Mengtie: I am the ferocious beast Taotie and I can tell whether food is spoiled or not. By the way, the food you two are eating is poisonous.

Feng Xiaoyu: Why!?

Li Fenghua said with a smile: Because you are the only ones who are so naughty.

Lin Xinglin: Look, I'll tell you. It's useless.

Li Fenghua: Oh, by the way, Fang Mengtie, you practice the basics first. Xiaoxing and Xiaoyu, you two should dance the basic couple dance steps for me! Otherwise, Xiaoxing's dinner will be spicy and Xiaoyu's will be sour!

Feng Xiaoyu: Hey!

Li Fenghua: Come on, you two have the basics, right? And just in case, you two can still dance and pretend to be lesbians to fool people... Can you control yourself? I'm just making an analogy, don't look like you're going to vomit, okay?

Feng Xiaoyu: ...Hearing what you said is more painful than being poisoned.

Lin Xinglin said while dry heaving: Ugh...I agree.

Li Fenghua:……

after an hour

In the bath

Li Fenghua: Oh, I didn’t expect you to be here too, Anna.

Anna made a cup of black tea for Li Fenghua and said: I got a little dusty when I was helping them train just now, so it might be nice to take a bath since I have nothing to do.

After taking the teacup, Li Fenghua said: It turns out that the one who just floated over was Xiaoyan. So how do you feel?

Anna: The scent is a little light but not bad.

Li Fenghua: Well, after all I didn’t add any fragrance this time.

Anna: Oh, that’s quite shocking. Why do Xiaoxing and the others look like they are about to die?

Li Fenghua: Well, I asked her to dance with Xiaoyu and this is what happened.

Anna: You are quite mean, but it’s a pity that there is no ice cream prepared, otherwise it would have been very good.

Li Fenghua: I didn’t mean it, but if you want ice cream, Cangyue come over!

Luo Cangyue floated over slowly with a towel on her head and said: What's wrong?

Li Fenghua: Can you make an ice bowl and put ice in it? I have syrup with me so I can make shaved ice.

As he spoke, Li Fenghua took out a bucket of syrup from his space ring.

Li Fenghua: It was originally intended for people who are afraid of bitterness, but I misread the size and bought this big bucket. And since I haven't used it yet, it might as well use a little bit.

Feng Xiaoyu floated over and said: Give up, your material is not suitable for making candy.

Li Fenghua put away the syrup and said: What should we do then?

Feng Xiaoyu: Why do you think I don't have any ice cream? Do you want a bucket or popsicles? There are also popsicles and other kinds!

As he spoke, Feng Xiaoyu casually took out a bucket of mint chocolate flavored ice cream.

Lin Xinglin: I want milk.

Anna: Sea salt caramel.

Li Fenghua: Magic grass.

Luo Cangyue: Blueberry chocolate.

Feng Xiaoyu: Okay, Xiaobenlong’s milk ice cream, Anna’s sea salt caramel ice cream, Fenghua’s grass jelly shaved ice, and Cangyue’s blueberry chocolate ice cream cake.

As she spoke, Feng Xiaoyu handed each person the ice cream they ordered.

Just when a few people were taking a leisurely bath

In Yao Wuhen's farm

Yao Wuhen took the soil sample brought by Asta and said: How should I put it? From the conclusion, this soil is not unusable, but it needs to be planted with hardy plants.

Ashtar: If you have suitable seeds, I can exchange them for that.

Yao Wuhen waved his hand: No need, no need, we are all family and I also like to do research. Frankly speaking, it would be better to go there in person to do the research, but I can't leave in a short time. After all, a guy who can only talk about theory on paper is not a good farmer.

Asta: That would be great, but can you let me see the research materials on your desk?

Yao Wuhen: This? It doesn't matter! I just made it by the way. A long time ago, my Majesty asked if it could be made into an experimental product for windbreaks.

As he spoke, Yao Wuhen began to search through folders for suitable seeds.

Ashtar: That? What is the desert green belt?

Yao Wuhen: Yes, but it is mainly to prevent the spread of sand and dust. Planting trees in the desert requires field investigation. However, this kind of tree does not require much water, but its disadvantage is that it grows slowly. Well, let me take a look at Jia91, Bing17 and Wu11.

Ashtar: What kind of crop?

Yao Wuhen: Wheat, sweet potato and one kind of yam, the yield of these three kinds of crops is very high and basically all parts of the sweet potato can be eaten as long as they are not left to go bad.

Asta: Yes, it is indeed suitable, but are these enough?

Yao Wuhen: Because I don’t know what will happen in the end. These soils give me a weird feeling.

Asta: After all, even Li said she couldn't handle it.

Yao Wuhen: It may not be a solution, but I’m afraid it will cost a lot, so she didn’t say it.

Asta: ...Do you think it would be better if I just moved to another place? The history and culture are basically gone anyway.

Yao Wuhen: I don’t know about that, but if there is really no other choice, this is also a good option. Let’s go get the seeds.

As they talked, the two of them came to the greenhouse outside.

Yao Wuhen handed three batches of seeds to Asta and said: Just dig a hole and plant the seeds. Of course, if you want to increase the yield, you can pour a glass of water. Oh, speaking of this, I'll give you a few space bags to grow mushrooms, right? Oh, and bring these with you. They are freshly picked and guaranteed to be delicious!

As he spoke, Yao Wuhen began to hand over various fruits and vegetables to Asta one box at a time.

Asta's mouth twitched as he said: Hey, hey, calm down! You can't finish eating!

Yao Wuhen: It’s okay, it’s okay to put it there. If it doesn’t work, just put away the freezer.

Asta packed up the boxes of fruits and vegetables and said with a smile: Well, it is indeed worth celebrating to get crops that can be grown.

Yao Wuhen: Oh, by the way, take away the pile at the back as well. That’s what Xiao Mingqin wanted.

As he spoke, Yao Wuhen pointed to a pile of boxes nearby.

Astha: Wow.

Yao Wuhen: Fortunately, my output is high enough, otherwise it would be troublesome. Oh, it’s almost time for lunch. Do you want to join us?

Ashtar: Thank you very much.

Yao Wuhen: Haha, we are family, why should I thank you?

When the two of them went to eat

In the Qianyuan Fleet

Lin Changye held a hot dog burger and said, "How long are you going to shop for? If you keep shopping, you'll be full."

Li Yisheng held the fried squid and said: Don't worry, it's only half full!

Zhongyan said while eating fish and chips: Well, it’s not bad to eat out occasionally. It tastes much better than what I made back then.

Lin Changye: I always think fried shallot is more delicious. Although I am mixed-race, my taste tends to be too strong.

Zhongyan: After all, before I accidentally hit the Heavenly Will too hard and destroyed the world, there was only one plate on the earth. Otherwise, how did those guys from China find me? In short, it is normal for tastes to be affected.

Lin Changye: Well, speaking of taste, what kind of hotpot are we going to eat later?

Li Yisheng: Spicy hotpot. Now that Xiaoxing is not around, we can eat spicy food.

Lin Changye: ...I don’t know if there is any tripe to cook here, otherwise I can only ask Louise to prepare it.

Li Yisheng: I prefer to eat rabbit meat. Okay, let’s walk faster or the three of them will starve to death.

Lin Changye: Okay.

After a while, in a private room in a hot pot restaurant.

Chu Yunqi looked at the red hot pot in front of her and said with satisfaction: "Well, hot pot is only delicious when it is spicy!" Well, first two plates of frogs and then a portion of rabbit head.

Charlotte: I haven’t had spicy hotpot for a long time... Let me have some vegetables and radish first, and then some lamb.

Mu Xingshuang looked at the spicy hotpot and said in confusion: The soup is so red, ah, I want tofu and beef!

Lin Changye: After all, it has chili peppers, but this is medium spicy, right? Hmm? Let's have two servings of tripe first.

Charlotte: I can't stand it if it gets any spicier, Your Majesty.

As they talked, everyone ordered food using a tablet.

After a while, when all the dishes are served,

Chu Yunqi said as she prepared rabbit meat and frogs: In the end, after a long time, the knights still had to be sent to deal with them. However, after I said that I would give them an Elf Stone as a reward, a group of guys who were as excited as chickens volunteered to help.

Li Yisheng said while brushing the beef: Which one did you take?

Chu Yunqi: The kind that can only be used as decoration, the kind that mixes several elements at once.

Li Yisheng said while eating meat: But that is useless. Why don’t you eat some meat?

Chu Yunqi: But it's rare enough to be used as a family heirloom and something to brag about. And I can't eat as much as you do, so I'll eat the rabbit meat and frogs first.

Charlotte said as she scooped up some food: But there are more scholars out there.

Chu Yunqi: Anyway, I have set up the barrier, so it’s useless no matter what they do.

Charlotte: As a result, a bunch of people were stuck in the square studying the barrier and refused to leave.

Lin Changye: Is this okay?

Chu Yunqi: Apart from the sudden increase in customers at nearby stalls, there’s no problem. Oh, okay, okay!

As she spoke, Chu Yunqi picked up the frog meat and dipped it in the sauce before eating.

Lin Changye said while brushing his tripe: No wonder the crowd became smaller just now. By the way, the statue of Luo Xiaoyao in the square is a bit too stupid.

Mu Xingshuang said while drinking a drink to relieve the spiciness: "Ah, that?" It's a bit embarrassing indeed. No wonder my mom is trying to hold back her laughter every time she passes by.

Lin Changye rolled his eyes and said: There's nothing we can do about that face. Anyone who's familiar with him will smile when they see it. And it's better to drink the beverage slowly, otherwise the chili oil will still stick to your tongue.

Mu Xingshuang: Yes, that’s true, but teacher, is it really okay for us to be so leisurely like this?

After taking a bite of tripe, Lin Changye said: Of course there is no problem with your teacher doing this because I can directly solve both the person and the problem, but it is a problem that you can't do it.

Mu Xingshuang: You actually attributed the problem to combat effectiveness without any hesitation! ?

Lin Changye: But this is the fact. After all, you are weak and slow, so apart from being flexible, you only need your brain.

Mu Xingshuang said while farming meat: But I can't bring a group of floating guns into the field, right?

Lin Changye: Isn’t it enough for Stupid to lead Alpha?

Mu Xingshuang: But where should the floating cannon be placed? The venue is semi-enclosed, so placing the floating cannon is a bit abrupt. Oh no, it can be used as a prop for arranging the lighting.

Lin Changye: Adjust the appearance? Although it may slow down a bit, no one will suspect anything even if it appears.

Mu Xingshuang: Then change it into a sword shape? Then it can be hung on the wall or pillar as a decoration. It should be a surprise, right?

Lin Changye: So how are you going to adjust the power? Let's make it clear that only Charlotte and Xi Qiling will be left as our assistants, and the others will go to intercept the enemy halfway.

Mu Xingshuang: Is it true that any enemy can take it away like this?

Lin Changye: It's better to be careful, after all, we still want to go fishing.

Chu Yunqi: And it is also possible that there will be a crazy person like the one we met before who is willing to risk his life to withstand the attack and cause damage.

Li Yisheng took a sip of tea and said: The most troublesome thing is that those crazy people even burned their souls in exchange for power, so have you figured out which trick is better?

Chu Yunqi said while eating rabbit legs: The theory is valid but not yet put into practice. After all, if I destroy the soul casually, Xiaoyan will fight me to the death. However, there is a high probability that it will succeed. Even if it fails, it can still cause a lot of damage.

Li Yisheng: That's true, but isn't it a bit too spicy for you? As a doctor, I feel that this is not good.

Chu Yunqi: It’s okay. I lived in Sichuan when I was a child and it was normal to eat chili peppers with rice.

Li Yisheng: If you feel uncomfortable, you should tell me. Of course, the same goes for you, Xiao Xingshuang. Although it seems that you don’t have any major problems, at least you are at the level of a normal person.

Mu Xingshuang: I was surprised too. It’s my first time eating spicy food.

Li Yisheng: For some reason, Xiaoxing is very afraid of spicy food. Pepper alone can break her down.

Chu Yunqi: I’m the type who can’t stand anything spicy.

At this moment, in the small world of the end

Lin Xinglin: Ah!

Li Fenghua: Oh, Xiaoxing, if you don’t soak your shoulders in the water, you will catch a cold, right?

Lin Xinglin: Okay~.


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