Universal Mechanic

Chapter 505

Back in time not long ago

Fang Mengtie swung his sword and turned into a bright red knight and said, "As expected, there are still troubles. Has it surrounded the entire planet? Forget it, let's solve it together. Just don't eat it all."

As he spoke, Fang Mengtie raised his weapon, which had transformed from a sword into a bright red crystal lance, and pointed it forward.

Fang Mengtie: Let’s take advantage of this rare opportunity to challenge the record. Let’s come to the Aurora Track in the name of the Aurora Rider!

Then, accompanied by the bright red aurora, an illusory track appeared in front of Fang Mengtie. Then, accompanied by a flash of red light, the entire planet was covered with the track in an instant. The next second, accompanied by a sonic boom and traces of braking, Fang Mengtie appeared in the same place again.

Fang Mengtie: 1.26 seconds really is a lot of work to keep people alive.

As he spoke, Fang Mengtie threw a Protoss lance with a Protoss lance on it to Xi Qiling who was returning to the atmosphere.

Xi Qiling used dozens of magic circles to block the lance that was flying at the speed of sound, then pulled down the only unlucky guy alive and threw the lance back to Fang Mengtie.

Xi Qiling: It's rare to leave a survivor.

Fang Mengtie: So that cost me 0.11 seconds more. And you’d better hurry up, this guy won’t live long.

Xi Qiling: I know. Okay, brat, let that guy go see that girl, but don’t do anything wrong, otherwise I won’t be responsible if you get eaten.

As he spoke, Xi Qiling drew a magic circle and hit the forehead of the god in his hand.

Xi Qiling: Okay, then we just need to wait for a while and then we can get his memory!

Fang Mengtie: What a brutal method! Even more cruel than that of a necromancer.

Xi Qiling: Oh, actually I have a more gentle way that won’t even cause harm to others, but that takes too much time. Anyway, my existence will be gone after being bitten by you, so I might as well make more contributions to this world.

Fang Mengtie: Speaking of this, these guys are a bit strange, aren't they? I can eat other people's existence directly, but these guys are not even enough to fill my teeth. After all, they are gods, so they shouldn't eat so little, right?

Xi Qiling: Hmm? You mean there is something wrong with their existence?

Fang Mengtie: Or maybe it’s the amount of information that’s the problem. Do you remember our research? If something in the world is valuable.

Xi Qiling: Uh, I barely remember it because later on it became about why you were so hard to feed.

Fang Mengtie: After all, I am a Taotie. But let me explain it briefly. Applying the principle of equivalent exchange in alchemy, we can know that everything has a price. As long as the technology is good enough, turning the earth into gold is not a problem, although it would be faster to find a golden planet that way.

Xi Qiling: Oh, there is one over there in the star ring, but it is not allowed to be mined in the protected area. However, I still know the basics of alchemy. In other words, are these gods' food you eat lacking in quantity?

Fang Mengtie: Isn't it more like, huh? It's like the cream in a puff has been sucked out.

Xi Qiling: What an evil practice! Under me, if the puffs sold by me don't have enough cream to overflow, they will be sent to the new employee training class!

Fang Mengtie: Oh, I almost forgot that you are a dairy product lover. Anyway, I should have taken a bite and enjoyed the cream happily, but I found there was only air inside. By the way, bring back puffs I want to eat next time.

Xi Qiling: It would be more practical for you to let Xiao Mingqin do it? But this is indeed something worth studying. The hollowed-out God Clan is quite interesting.

Fang Mengtie: That was just a metaphor!

Breakfast time the next morning

Xiao Mingqin: Although I really think it’s not a good idea to eat puffs so early in the morning.

As he spoke, Xiao Mingqin put a plate of four hundred puffs on the table.

Fang Mengtie: Long live!

Lin Changye: ...Can you really finish all this? What's the box in your hand for?

While packing, Luo Yuan said: Pack a little first since I have to go out later.

Xiao Mingqin: Do you need me to prepare lunch?

Luo Yuan: No thanks, but please make more for dinner.

After saying that, Luo Yuan put away the box, opened the space door and left.

Charlotte said while eating puffs: By the way, Xiao Mingqin, are you still going to set up the stall today?

Xiao Mingqin: Of course, but there was a strange guy wandering around yesterday. Although I borrowed the Alpha doll, I still have to be careful.

Lin Xinglin: Then it seems that the organization of the knights needs to be adjusted.

Xiao Mingqin: It doesn’t have to be so laborious. You just need to be careful of troublesome people.

Fang Mengtie held a puff in each hand and said: How about I go and help?

Xiao Mingqin: Forget it. If we take action, it might cause more trouble.

Xi Qiling said with his mouth full of puffs: I will ask my subordinates to strengthen management, but I will be busy later so... Wooga!

Li Yisheng retracted his fist and said: Eat the food before talking!

Xi Qiling wiped the cream from the corner of his mouth and said: ...Okay.

Mu Xingshuang secretly took the puff from Lin Changye's plate and said: By the way, teacher, I have to go back today?

Lin Changye gently tapped Mu Xingshuang's head and said, "You have to deal with work anyway, right? It's okay to take your time. After all, even if you are exhausted, I will force you to train."

Mu Xingshuang: Huh?

Lin Changye: Because your performance is better than I expected, it’s almost time to move on to the next stage.

Mu Xingshuang smiled stiffly and said: ...Isn't it a bit too fast?

Lin Changye: Anyway, you are able to absorb the nutrients in food now, right? So even if you start training without sleep, it will be fine. If it doesn't work, just take medicine.

Mu Xingshuang: (?？⊙?_?◎?)？ Alpha, save me!

Alpha: Don't worry, it'll take less than five minutes to dig a hole big enough to bury you.

Mu Xingshuang: That’s simply too much!

Lin Changye: Stop messing around. Just come back early. And remember to bring Alpha with you.

Mu Xingshuang picked up the Alpha doll and said: "... Well, let's go! So that we can sleep well at night!"

Lin Xinglin: Let’s go then.

As she spoke, Lin Xinglin opened the space door, and after Mu Xingshuang, Charlotte and Chu Yunqi left, she was blocked by Li Fenghua's fan.

Li Fenghua: No, I said I would let you learn the basic dance steps today, right?

Lin Xinglin: ...But I still have to work.

Li Fenghua: Charlotte and Xiao Xingshuang can handle your work, and the most important thing is that you need to rest. Even you, a member of the dragon clan, have dark circles under your eyes, which is enough to prove how tired you are!

Lin Xinglin took out a mirror and said: Hey, are you kidding me!? I have dark circles under my eyes!?

Li Fenghua snapped his fingers and said: Xiaoyu, come and help.

Feng Xiaoyu: Got it!

As he spoke, Feng Xiaoyu gave Lin Xinglin a flying kick without hesitation, knocking her down, then took out a rope and tied her up like a dumpling.

Lin Xinglin: Wow! You! You actually sealed my power! What the hell is this rope?

Feng Xiaoyu sat on Lin Xinglin's back and said, "Ahahahaha! It turns out that I am still your nemesis, little stupid dragon! It's worth it that I specially weaved the feathers into a rope!"

Lin Xinglin struggled and shouted: How boring you are!

Feng Xiaoyu grinned wickedly and said: Haha, as long as I can cheat...

Before Feng Xiaoyu could finish her words, she suddenly fell to the ground.

Lin Xinglin: ???

Li Fenghua: Ah, so the poison I mixed in Xiaoyu's fish in advance should be effective now? After all, this is a rare opportunity and Xiaoxing also needs a dance partner. Okay, Fang Mengtie will help, otherwise the agreement will be invalid.

Fang Mengtie: Got it!

Fang Mengtie swallowed the puff in one gulp, then picked up Lin Xinglin and Feng Xiaoyu and followed Li Fenghua away.

Lin Changye: ...Fenghua, who did you learn this from?

Li Yisheng: ...My sister is just in charge of making medicine. If she didn't have any brains, she would have been usurped long ago, okay?

Lin Changye: The leader or her?

Li Yisheng: The Saint and Leader, although it is said that they are about to become a dance training class, by the way, Li, what are you going to do today?

Luo Mengli: Let me make something small. Anyway, I have no way to deal with Asta. If it doesn't work, I can only force the Heavenly Dao of that world to come out and give him a beating.

Asta, who was learning how to pack from Luo Yuan, turned around and spoke when he heard someone calling him.

Asta: I don't think it's that serious yet? But I plan to collect soil samples near my home so that Yao Wuhen can help me find better crops to grow. Crop production in several places has begun to decline and needs to be dealt with quickly.

Luo Mengli: Remember to bring the alchemy potion I made, it might be useful.

Asta: Got it.

After saying that, Asta opened the space door and left.

Luo Mengli: Then I will leave first. Can I borrow a corner of Zhurongnian Workshop?

Zhu Rong thought: "Okay, I'll take you there, okay?" I'm about to start work.

Luo Mengli: Do you want to join Zhi Qianshang?

Zhi Qianshang said while eating the puff in small bites: Okay, I can almost finish it by the time we get over there.

Luo Mengli:……

Zhu Rongnian: ...Okay, just treat it as an after-meal exercise.

After saying that, the three of them walked out of the door and headed towards Zhu Rongnian's workshop.

Lin Changye: ...By the way, are they the only ones walking through the door today?

Li Yisheng: ...After all, the space gate is convenient. By the way, Xiao Mingqin, what are you doing?

Xiao Mingqin: Prepare your lunch. Lin Changye can’t leave here anyway, right?

Lin Changye: It’s not that it’s impossible, it’s just that it will be very tiring. By the way, just in case, you can take this thing.

As he spoke, Lin Changye threw a cube to Xiao Mingqin.

Xiao Mingqin: What is this? It's quite heavy.

Lin Changye: Portable Room This is a revised version of my portable workshop. It was originally intended to be used as a portable house in special circumstances and was originally expected to be used for disaster relief after a disaster.

Xiao Mingqin: No wonder it's so heavy? But anyway? It's quite a good deal.

Lin Changye: The one in your hand has no door or has it been transformed into a vendor's shape by me? Just install the equipment when the time comes. Don't worry, it's basically a fool-proof operation.

Xiao Mingqin: That's really your style. Thanks. When the time comes, just heat it in the microwave for five minutes.

After saying that, Xiao Mingqin drew out his straight knife, swung it, opened the space door and left.

Alpha: Master, it seems that you forgot to tell me one thing. Didn’t you install a defense system on it?

Lin Changye: Ah, I accidentally forgot to mention it, but as long as there is no impact, it will not be activated and at most it will create a protective shield to paralyze the person.

Li Yisheng: To put it bluntly, don't do stupid things and you won't die.

Lin Changye: That’s it. Let’s go. I’m curious about what the grand occasion is like there.

After taking a sip of tea, Anna said: Then Cangyue and Xiaoyan will follow me when you two are on a date.

Luo Cangyue, Shen Yanyan: Huh?

Anna: Stop it, one of you can't control your own power and the other one was put in solitary confinement by me because of the out-of-control power, so until I think it's okay, you are welcome to come to hell for training!

Then, before the two of them could react, they were hammered into the space gate by the giant hammer condensed from holy light!

Anna clapped her hands to release the giant hammer and said: It was a perfect hammer. Then you two can go on a date slowly.

After saying that, Anna casually threw the holy light ball to knock Shen Yanyan away, then walked into the space door and knocked ten layers of patches on the entire space and started playing without training the two of them.

Lin Changye: ...Anna clearly looks like she’s planning to have some fun.

After eating the last puff, Li Yisheng said: Instead of this, let's go on a date. As for the dining table, Gulandia and the others will come back today and just leave it to them.

Lin Changye: That’s good. After all, staying at home for too long is not good for your health.

Li Yisheng: So where should we start? We just finished eating, so let’s avoid the dining area, right?

Lin Changye: Then let’s go and take a look at the handicrafts, maybe there will be something interesting there.

Li Yisheng: That’s a good idea.

When the two of them were discussing where to go

Xiao Mingqin shook his head helplessly as he looked at the stall that had been maliciously vandalized.

Xiao Mingqin picked up the fragments on the ground and said: It seems that my hunch was correct. Although it looks like it was destroyed by brute force, in fact, magic power was used, and it seems that they intended to eliminate it.

Hey kid, are you okay? I have a spare table I can lend you.

Just as Xiao Mingqin was thinking, an uncle who was setting up a stall nearby said this to him.

Xiao Mingqin smiled and said: Thank you for your kindness, but I happen to have some spare supplies.

Really? That's good, but who did it? I heard that stalls in other streets were also smashed.

Xiao Mingqin: Were other stalls smashed as well?

I heard that it was a stall selling drinks that was smashed and completely destroyed.

Xiao Mingqin: Oh, I'll take care of it. Uncle, you can just go and set up the stall.

Oh! Come on, kid.

Xiao Mingqin: You too.

Just after smiling and seeing the uncle off, he glanced sideways at the man who was hiding in the corner and peeking. Then the man felt like a fish on a chopping board, being cut into pieces by a kitchen knife filled with murderous intent. Of course, in the eyes of ordinary people, it was just a weirdo who suddenly foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Xiao Mingqin: It would be fine if they just did some secret operations, but I didn't expect that they would use such means.

While shaking his head, Xiao Mingqin looked at the instruction manual to study how to use the portable stall that Lin Changye gave him.

Xiao Mingqin: First, put the red button upwards in an open space, then press the upper red button to move the stall to the appropriate position.... It's really stupid.

As he spoke, Xiao Mingqin pressed the button according to the instructions, and then a mobile stall made of mithril alloy unfolded!

Xiao Mingqin: Anyway, it doesn't say how to put it away? Forget it, we'll just have to work it out.

After saying that, Xiao Mingqin pushed the stall to a suitable location and began to prepare to open the store.

At the same time, in Lin Xinglin's office

Mu Xingshuang: Hmm, a report of maliciously smashing vendors?

Alpha: According to statistics, five stalls have been maliciously damaged, all of which are in the top ten. But by the way, Xiao Mingqin's stall was also smashed.

Mu Xingshuang: Huh?

Charlotte: It's not a big problem. His Majesty has given him a replacement stall, but anyone with eyes can see who did this stupid thing.

Mu Xingshuang: ...After all, the remaining five have their sponsors marked, and they are all the same. I'm really worried that others won't know who is causing trouble.

Chu Yunqi: Oh, you want to be in the spotlight? I was just thinking about which one to do, and since you guys are the ones, I decided it would be you.