Universal Mechanic

Chapter 286

Luo Yuan: How am I going to get on that battleship? I can't fly and I don't need to breathe like you.

Lin Changye: Don’t count me in, okay? I also need to breathe.

Luo Yuan: Really? Aren’t you good at that kind of magic? It’s the one that doesn’t have to breathe.

Lin Changye: ...You should be talking about Turtle Breathing Technique, right? It's only three words, so you should remember it. This is a general ability that can be used as long as you have spiritual power or magic power.

Luo Yuan: Well, haven’t I never learned it? By the way, I’ve always wanted to laugh at you, why do you know so many Eastern magic arts? Obviously you used to live in the UK, right?

Lin Changye: Yes, I grew up in the UK, so of course these things were stolen.

Luo Yuan: ...Hey! Can you say this in your capacity? ? As a former killer, I feel bad!

Lin Changye: What should I say? It’s not like you don’t know that because of some boring rumors, my home is often invaded. If I let them go, there will be trouble. So just like the game, I have to go around and fight monsters, and they will drop props. It makes me look forward to someone invading every day.

Li Yisheng: ...So I heard that there are many idiots from sects who often go to the UK and never come back. It turns out that you took care of them, Aye.

Lin Changye: Probably, I don’t know very well who they are... It’s better to say that I just took action when I saw them, because they all looked like I didn’t do anything wrong and I was the one. As for the enemy, I admit that I may have killed many people from their sect, but it was because they came to my house without authorization and planned to kill my subordinates, so they were killed by me.

Luo Yuan: Wow, this is so shameless. No wonder Zhang Lingyi hates them so much.

Lin Changye: His situation is not that simple, but it was brought about by those idiots.

Li Yisheng: By the way, I don’t know why these rigid sects that don’t know how to adapt are so popular. Every year, a lot of chuunibyou go there, but they basically end up dying... How do you grow a brain? Only then would he say that it was his fault that he went crazy? I heard that even if you join, they will just give you a health regimen that can be bought on the roadside and tell you to practice it yourself and then ignore it.

Luo Yuan: Wow! It's even more exaggerated than my side. My side will train you well before letting you work. Although people will die during the training process, at least they will be taught well, otherwise you will be cool as soon as you go on a mission. Not a good deal.

Li Yisheng: Oh, is the so-called righteous way of a famous family worse than a killer organization? Sister, although there are not many people over there, they do have five insurances and one housing fund, and they are quite Buddhist-minded when it comes to performing arts and not selling themselves, okay?

Luo Yuan: I remember that wasn’t a dance studio over there?

Li Yisheng: On the surface, that’s it. Those with talent and willingness will be brought to the sect to practice. By the way, there is no age limit.

Lin Changye: I really don’t understand why those sects that are beyond the heart of Buddha are not popular. They are obviously much better than those idiots.

Luo Yuan: Mostly because it is often mentioned in games and novels, right? Although the games and novels say that they are from a famous and upright family, in fact they are just plotting to frame each other. However, what qualifications does a sect that even wants to kill and replace its next Celestial Master have to say that it is a famous and upright family? ah?

Lin Changye: Who knows? But anyway, we have already killed them all and there is no need to care about them anymore. Although this also makes me owe Luo Xiaoyao a favor, it is not a loss in terms of the result.

Luo Yuan: Didn’t he say that it takes one knife to kill you?

Lin Changye: So it’s just a small favor he owes, but even though he owes a favor, he doesn’t care about it at all.

Li Yisheng: But I don’t understand why they think they still have a chance of winning after so many people have died, and they keep sending people to die to give away equipment and skills.

Lin Changye: Who knows, maybe it’s just a fluke? Probably because many people on my side have died and as long as I continue, I will succeed sooner or later? But those intruders were so bad that even the gatekeeper could beat them down with an electric baton.

Luo Yuan: ...Nima is so good, they still have the nerve to think that they can win by piling up corpses?

Lin Changye: There's probably something wrong with the brain... Do you know why they lost their skills?

Luo Yuan: How? Don't tell me that you have to practice while playing.

Lin Changye: Haha, they said it was a trump card. They only took out a sword manual to read it in a critical moment... He was hacked to death before the cover was even opened, okay?

Li Yisheng: ...I remember there is a hospital at the foot of Kunlun Mountain? They really need to see a psychiatrist.

Luo Yuan: Why have you read too many novels? Or play too many games? In other people's novels, they have an instant epiphany. Don't they think that they are also the protagonists?

Lin Changye: Who knows, but frankly speaking, since they are becoming more and more useless, I simply collected more of them and sent them back to the country in the name of gang robbers. Otherwise, I always feel that they are a bit pitiful.

I have heatstroke….

Everyone should pay more attention to the weather.