Universal Mechanic

Chapter 228

Zhongyan: Oops, I accidentally forgot.

Guixu: Finally, please get up!

Zhongyan: Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn’t mean it?

While saying this, he jumped off Guixu's body.

Guixu: I think you ended up deliberately!

Guixu said while patting the sand on his clothes.

Zhongyan: How could it be? How could I, the Holy Sword, do such a thing on purpose?

Guixu: You're a guy worse than the Demon Sword, so you can't say this out loud! And your name, Holy Sword of Ending, was chosen by you yourself, right?

Ending: The name of the World Weapon was originally what you thought. Who asked you and Xiaoxuan not to modify it a little? No, Xiaoxuan at least added an extra sword after his name to emphasize that he is a sword. You just said it directly. Who can you blame for copying and pasting your own name?

Guixu: ...This was the most popular naming method in our world back then!

Luo Xiaoyao: ...No wonder those ancient artifacts all have this style of name. I was quite put off by this naming method at first.

Lin Changye: What's the situation?

Luo Xiaoyao: ...What do you think a weapon with a name like Fengling would look like?

Lin Changye: Something like a spear or a sword.

Luo Xiaoyao: ...a very reasonable idea, but that special meow is actually a shield!

Lin Changye: What? Are you serious?

Luo Xiaoyao: Otherwise? That's what I thought at first. I thought it was a weapon like a spear... but when I found it, it turned out to be a shield! What’s special is a heavy shield! This doesn't fit the name!

Lin Changye: ...Do the people in your world have a little bit of imagination?

Luo Xiaoyao: ...I really can't deny it. ...In my world, there is a temple that specifically uses kicking as an attack method. The monks inside will learn a powerful kicking technique.

Lin Changye: Oh?

Luo Xiaoyao: The name of that kicking skill is Basic Kicking Skill [-].

Lin Changye: ...Are you kidding me?

Luo Xiaoyao: ...I also hope it's just a joke, but this is reality!

Lin Changye: No, why do I remember the name of your construction method so well?

Luo Xiaoyao: ...That was the name Li gave her before.

Lin Changye: Oh, I understand that she is indeed very artistic. To be honest, if she didn't usually wear a gas mask when she goes out, she would definitely be more popular.

Luo Xiaoyao: That's right. She won't wear it when there are no outsiders anyway, and she hates being surrounded by a bunch of people. If Fenghua is really that popular, she will definitely be overwhelmed.

Lin Changye: After all, she has a lot of weapons and poisons on her body. To be honest, the reason why most of the things I make are weapons is because she keeps customizing them with me.

Luo Xiaoyao: Stop making trouble, even I don’t know how she managed to stuff a meteor hammer under her skirt.

Lin Changye: I can only say that this is a special unique skill. When Yi Sheng learned this trick from her, I almost got stabbed to death by the scalpel in her sleeve.

Luo Xiaoyao: Fortunately for you, one time when I went on a date with her, a group of blind gangsters came to cause trouble. As a result, she took out a handful of Gatling from under her short skirt!

Lin Changye: Oh, she specially asked me to order a foldable version...but even if it can be folded, it is still the size of a suitcase?

Luo Xiaoyao: So she did say thank you for making some weapons smaller so that she could put more weapons on her body.

Lin Changye: ...I admit that I have reduced the size of her weapons a lot, but they are not too small. You must know that she only has weapons that are so big that I don’t even know how she carries them. She asked me to modify it for her. By the way, the Gatling was one of them.

Luo Xiaoyao: Forget it, let’s change the topic. If we continue, I think I will suffer the most serious harm today.

Lin Changye: OK.

Luo Xiaoyao: It means that your family is still as evil in the end. My family Guixu is almost autistic.

Lin Changye: Well, what she said is that a person gets bored after being bored for too long.

Luo Xiaoyao: Have you been bored alone for too long? So why don't other weapons have this problem?

Zhong Yan: That’s because the other world instruments are basically sleeping, but I am awake.

Luo Xiaoyao: What? sleep? Do you still have this function in weapon mode?

Guixu: To be precise, it is a method similar to self-sealing, but we can wake up at any time during this process.

Ji Yan: But during this process, the World Artifact will not be able to sense external conditions, and even energy and everything else will be sealed because of this. In novels, it is not often the case that there is a secret room full of treasures. Is it possible that a rusty weapon turns out to be a magic weapon? That's the situation.

Lin Changye: Reality is worse than fiction!

Luo Xiaoyao: So when I first picked up Guixu, she seemed to be covered in dust.

Guixu: ...I accidentally fell asleep.

Zhong Yan: You really fell asleep at this time. If you weren't lucky, you might still be waiting for everyone in a cave.

Guixu: What can I do? I don’t have unlimited energy to spend there like you, but I accidentally fell asleep.

Ending: Infinity is my core rule. This is natural. Of course, the important thing is that I think there is no point in sleeping there. It is better to expand my mental power to watch what the nearby humans are doing.