Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Chapter 173 - 173: Florida Woman Gaslights Local Nun into Worshiping Her Husband Whose Appearance Resembles Jesus

After putting the clothes on, Felix rechecked the system map.

Red and green dots scattered everywhere on the map. Most greens moved together in large groups, while the resistance forces dispersed in every direction.

However, there was one problem. Felix couldn't figure out where these people hid the prisoners of war or captives.

As Felix took a break, he got time to recollect his thoughts. He came here to recruit or snatch some population, not to start another war. He then turned to look at the female paladin.

The woman was still there, standing straight and gulping. Although she wore a helmet with a mask, Felix could see her reddened face from there.

Felix shook his head and walked out of the room full of corpses. He patted the paladin, "I see that you're too inexperienced in men. When everything is over, I'll give you a private lesson later."

Smoke came out from the paladin's helmet. She fell on her knees in embarrassment.

Seeing her reaction, Felix frowned and paused for a moment. He was confused.

Jessica reminded him what went wrong.

Realizing his mistake. He cleared his throat and coughed, "I mean, I'll hold a public class and teach you virgin clergies about male anatomy and their nature! Don't misunderstand! I didn't mean something lewd."

The paladin flinched. Still, smoke came out from her helmet as she was ashamed of the dirty thoughts.

Felix shook his head and headed out, not wanting to accidentally seduce some innocent maidens.

…

An hour later, the cleanup operation was completed. However, they couldn't locate the captured priestesses and paladins that the elderly priestess had claimed.

While the other paladins still ran amok within the mansion,

"Stop, stop, stop!" Diana broke a sweat, "Not too many titles, please. Summarize it for me."

Diana's eyes gleamed as she didn't like Zhu Qiao, her Lamia Family Tree's ancestor. She wondered if Felix's ancestor could protect her from Zhu Qiao's influence.

"Tell me more, please."

"Alright."

Getting inspired, Diana confidently approached the elder priestess, who guided them to the mansion earlier. She walked toward the elder and called her.

"Girly… I mean, ma'am. Can I talk to you for a second?"

The elder priestess, who had just returned from the mansion, looked at Diana in shock.

"W-Wasn't you a monster?" She was confused.

Diana giggled and explained, "Yes, I was the monster. But listen to me, if you're really the servant of Goddess Eleanor, I bet you can't decline my offer."

"…Your offer?"

"If I say, my husband, the man that rescued you earlier, is an almighty agent from Heaven, will you believe me?"

"W-What?"

Diana mischievously smiled. As it wasn't her first time dealing with the priestesses from the Eleanor Church, she knew how brainwashed they were. In addition, Diana had already learned about Felix's system perks, the system shop, and his quest, she used them as a foundation of her 'Scam'.

She narrated a fake story.

"I'll tell you a story. Long, long ago, there was an almighty being. His name was…"

Diana glanced at Jessica's window, waiting for her information.

"Ah, yes." Diana raised an eyebrow, catching the hint. She cleared her throat and continued, "His name was Florida Man. He was the first god who created the universe…"

The story strayed from the original, but Jessica kept feeding Diana information for fun. They widely grinned, anticipating to see the priestess's reactions.

They wondered if they could brainwash these clergies.