Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom

Chapter 44 - 44: Florida Man Wrestles Naked Monster Woman in Public to Promote Women’s Rights in Another World

Joxonu, the Third Disciple of Alchemy Saint

Born with an ugly face, Joxonu was cursed since childhood. His parents hated him for being born ugly. His neighbors believed he was a demon. At the age of six, he was sold as a slave to a visiting merchant, who resold Joxonu to Alchemy Saint Xavior Faunir.

Studying under Xavior Faunir together with two other colleagues for decades, Joxonu achieved the fifth circle. However, due to the lack of talent, Joxonu parted ways with his master to re

Felix and the Lamia locked eyes. The latter raised her eyebrows while Felix smacked his lips, impressed by each other's appearance. Had Felix never married Jane first, he would have volunteered to be this Lamia's groom.

"You," the Lamia pointed at Felix's face, "You smell delicious."

"…I know. My wife said it, too."

"I mean it literally. Your body odor makes me hungry."

"…"

Felix and the mysterious Lamia stared at each other for a minute while the Lamia warriors guided the captives to the back of the lines. A new platoon took over, marching north instead of south.

The pink Lamia turned around and gestured to her subordinates with her finger, "I want two more scout units to the east and northeast. Secure the perimeter before nightfall. We'll resume the hunt after sundown."

50 giant Lamias in knight armor rushed out from the sides, tearing down bushes and small plants on the way. Although they were twice bigger than Felix, the scout unit disappeared into the forest in less than a minute.

The pink Lamia turned around and resumed their conversation. She pursed her lips and asked Felix.

"Which lord are you serving again? Can I have his name?"

"…Roland Lundop."

"Ah, that kid. He is pretty talented in finding good subordinates, I see."

"Yes. May I leave? I have some businesses elsewhere."

Felix was perplexed why a teenager called an elderly man 'Kid'. He wondered if this was the legendary 'Loli Grandma' that anime enthusiasts worshiped. Aside from their weird relationship, Felix believed he should be in the clear since he had already verified his affiliation.

However, the next words of the pink Lamia betrayed Felix's expectations.

"But the rules are the rules. I can't let a seedbed candidate run away or my tribe will be humiliated. You have to prove your worth first!"

The pink lamia grinned and wiggled her finger, gesturing to her bodyguards behind her. Felix also followed the fingers, looking at the crowd of tall snake women.

*HISS*

A giant silhouette emerged from the shadow behind the crowd. Another half-woman half-snake emerged. Different from the other Lamias, she had the head of a snake, but a body of a muscular female human. Moreover, she wore nothing but a thong, covering her crotch. At 8 feet in height, she towered over Felix, looking down on him.

"Holy…cow."

The snake-head woman hissed, "I'm a proud Lamia Champion! I'm no COW!"

Felix's eyes were fixated on the bouncy mountains and the pink tips. He gulped, ignoring her strange appearance. Once again, he regretted being married too early.

"Man, I wish I were single." Felix lamented.

The pink Lamia continued, "You will fight one of our champions in a duel. If you can defeat her, we'll grant you the privilege of an alpha of our tribe."

"An alpha privilege?"

"You will have the same authority of a chieftain, and you can mate with any member of our tribe, including me." The pink lamia elaborated and winked.

"…Does that mean I will have the authority to leave?"

"Well, you can go wherever you want, if you manage to win, that is."

The snake-head woman sneered, flickering her slit tongue. She opened her mouth and bore her fangs, smiling.

"But if you lose, I get to own you, human! I'll make you fertilize my eggs, and I'll make you hatch my children!"

"…"

These Lamias were weird!

Felix wanted to cry, but his pants were on fire. The kinkiness was so otherworldly that he couldn't help it.

The monster girls including the pink chieftain retreated, making a circle around the snake-head woman and Felix. They then raised metal shields, trapping both of them within the encirclement.

The pink Lamia then announced, "I, Zhu Xin Ci, command you to honor Demon Goddess Zhu Qiao! Should our champion win, she may keep the human champion as a pet! Should the human champion win, he will be respected as a human alpha! May the best warrior win!"

The ceremony was barbaric and simple. Felix didn't even learn his opponent's name or the name of this combat. Moreover, he didn't know the rules.

"Wait, wait, wait! Am I supposed to fight bare hands?" Asked Felix.

Zhu Xin Ci, the pink Lamia shrugged, "Do whatever you want. I doubt you can scratch her skin anyway."

Hearing that he could use anything in this duel, Felix widely grinned. He turned to his opponent and wiggled his fingers, taunting the Lamia Champion.

The snake-head woman roared and leaped at Felix, "HERE I COME, HUMAN!"

Felix pulled out his shotgun from his inventory. Bashfully smiling, he erected his gun, "Here's my cum, ma'am."

*BANG*