novelzi Chapter 142 – Northern Realm Warden
Chapter 142 – Northern Realm Warden
When Tang Yu saw this bastard charging at him, he couldn't help but curse.
Just as Lin Fan's fist, as large as a sand pot, was about to smash into Tang Yu's forehead, Lin Fan suddenly stumbled backward and tumbled down the stairs, as if he had slipped on a banana peel.
Seeing the Reversal Fragrance take effect, Tang Yu couldn't help but praise the Shitty System for its quality, comparable to the German engineering boasted about in Yilin Reader, just missing the oil-paper wrapping.
Without a second thought, he picked up a handgun that had fallen at his feet, raised it, and pulled the trigger at Lin Fan. Several bullets shot out, but just as they were about to hit Lin Fan, he rolled his body and dodged them all.
Lin Fan had already sensed something was wrong with his body; his nerves were out of control, just like the previous incident with his sphincter. But as the War God of the Northern Realm, he had experienced many life-and-death duels. After about ten seconds, he realized everything was reversed. When he wanted to move forward, his body would automatically move backward. Once he understood this, he began to slowly regain control over his body.
After emptying the gun, Tang Yu threw it at Lin Fan as a weapon. Lin Fan barely managed to dodge, and Tang Yu regretted it deeply. He should have brought a Thompson submachine gun and shouted, "Times have changed, old man," before sweeping a burst of bullets. How would this guy dodge then?
Seeing that half a minute had passed, Tang Yu dared not distance himself from this bastard. He chose to approach him instead. Only by staying close could he continuously use the Reversal Fragrance to control him. Once controlled, he wouldn't have to worry about dealing damage!
As Tang Yu approached, Lin Fan showed no intention of fleeing. Exposing his back to the enemy was the most dangerous move. Even though his body was out of control, he still tried to punch Tang Yu in reverse. This awkward method of attack made him extremely uncomfortable. Because he couldn't attack normally, his awkward punch was slow, and Tang Yu easily dodged it.
For a full five minutes, Lin Fan couldn't regain control of his body. This feeling made him want to vomit blood. He had finally reached the peak of the Earth Realm, thinking he could crush this bastard, only to be pinned down instead. Worse, he was nearly stabbed into a sieve. His stomach had taken over ten stabs, and his thighs seven or eight. The only consolation was that, despite his struggles, his manhood remained intact in his pants. Normally, he'd be eager to dance Latin at home, hoping for any effect. Now, he could only shrink back, avoiding the risk of being cut off by this bastard.
Tang Yu was anxious. Damn it, his hands were getting sore. The Reversal Fragrance could only be used ten times. He had used it once against the Queen and now six times in a row. This meant he could only use it three more times. If he couldn't finish this guy off by then, he'd be in trouble.
So he decided to change tactics, stabbing fiercely at Lin Fan's heart. Lin Fan had mastered the art of rolling and dodging on the ground. Just as he rolled to the side to avoid the stab, a sharp pain shot through his crotch. Tang Yu's left foot had mysteriously stepped on Lin Fan's crotch. Before he could let out a heart-wrenching scream, Tang Yu's knife had already severed his source of trouble, kicking his manhood away.
"Ah, it's a flying chicken," a servant watching from the second floor shouted.
The bloody mess flew towards Chi Yin and Ling Han.
"Catch it and roast it," Tang Yu shouted, retreating to distance himself from Lin Fan. He could only use the Reversal Fragrance three more times, so he needed to conserve it.
"That's disgusting, I don't want it," Chi Yin said, looking disgusted and stepping aside.
Ling Han's eyes widened. Disgusting? She thought so too. Who would want to catch such a thing with their hands? You could get sick! So she opted for a bicycle kick, sending the flying mess towards the door.